Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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nbandofbrothers 10
Siri knows a lot of good places to hide a dead body.
Nutz101 7
Dont you mean your dead husband and dead best friend
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Comments (117)
nbandofbrothers 10
Siri knows a lot of good places to hide a dead body.
simoncat 11
How about TWO?
Jharrist89 12
Ha, best comment ^^
ilovedinosawers 17
I thought everyone in Canada was nice?
ThisIsHard 5
Nah, that's just a front. On a side note, have you never wondered what gave Canadian Bacon its Oomph?
drewflav 17
I wouldn't call it a front. We're genuinely nice people (most of us anyway) but we have limitations to our tolerance for bullshit. Yes, we do sometimes go ape-shit crazy. Having said that, our "crazy" is considered normal first response in some places south of the 49th parallel, at least according to what I've seen on FML.
worldclassrager 41
Even though each question is recorded...
dancinwookie 21
Siri is a smartass that can't be trusted these days. On an aside, remember when Google Maps used to tell you to swim across the Atlantic if you asked for directions to anywhere overseas? Cheeky, but maybe it was just trying to promote physical fitness? **Please, take everything I say with a grain of salt. I'm a pretty nonsensical person.
jojimugo 20
#44 not nice enough to share husbands
evilscorpi 29
I wouldn't even call her a best friend
AplJax3 2
No, no; Tumblr is better at body disposal.
timss4 19
I definitely just asked Siri to validate this
Life_sucks_13 6
What'd it say?
slacker4life8 7
I loved when google maps said to jet ski
bamagrl410 31
It once told me to canoe across the Pacific Ocean...
chowE_fml 4
YDI. I'm sure you found them having slutty sex in the coat room on your wedding day 12 years ago.
Nutz101 7
Dont you mean your dead husband and dead best friend
BriannaMGK 15
Agreed!
PrincessPesa 20
Cue theme music from Law and Order: SVU!
dakatabg 31
Boom, amen
onorexveritas 24
your fault? wow that's low. it'll be over as soon as the divorce goes through
VeganVampyre 27
Of course it's her fault, how dare she not only discover, but also interfere in their relationship. You just can't have a good affair these days without someone finding out and ruining it. It's terrible! On a serious note, I do feel bad for the OP, I know how it feels to have lying and cheating friends and I can only imagine how much worse this is.
onorexveritas 24
I think everyone can empathize with OP on some level. Sadly, honest to heart people are rare these days.
ColdplaySucks 18
Yeah OP! Why did you have to discover their relationship?!
MrSassypants 34
Like, totally. I mean, it is like Schrödinger's cat. OP opened the box to find the cat dead and it is totally not the cat's fault for ******' humping OP's Husband... I mean poisoning itself or something.
chowE_fml 4
YDI. I'm sure you found them having slutty sex in the coat room on your wedding day 12 years ago
tygerarmy 35
With friends like these..
MidnaLink 35
…where are the real enemies?
botanistjessica 24
...who needs anemones!
WhisperSoflty 20
And several hours later, you explain to the police how you completely blacked out and can't remember a thing. You saw them, and the next thing you know you've got blood on your hands, standing over their dead bodies. Don't forget to hire Billy Flinn. He's the best damn lawyer in town.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Better make sure that bitch Roxy isn't hogging him first.
showmeyourears 19
Remember your story. You both reached for the gun.
aimee0027 17
Don't forget to fake your pregnancy. Just in case.
KVKdragon 26
I kinda figured someone would mention hiring Jose Baez as the defense attorney. He can dish out a bunch of crap as an alternative story -_-
neeni88 23
They definitely had it coming! It was a murder but not a crime!
DanqGirlxoxo 13
True friends don't exist anymore. Only enemies. Sorry about that OP.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I beg to differ... But I see your point.
RoboCunnilingus 23
If you need help disposing the bodies, I'm your guy.