By Anonymous - 9/3/2017 02:00

Free Playboy for the guy that can't even use it. Oh, cruel fate.

Today, I received a Playboy magazine that I never ordered, and now my husband won't stop laughing at me or calling me a closet heterosexual. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

I know you'll probably get a lot of people trying to be politically correct and supportive, but I'd prefer you keep this hetero crap to yourself. No, I'm not a heterophobe, and I guess what two people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms is fine, but it just seems so unnatural. Find someone with genitals that look like yours and get on with life. It's a choice, you… breeder.

By  Tripartita  |  44

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I don't care what people do in their own homes but I don't want my family to be influenced by this crap. Everyone knows that normalizing this kind of thing will just make kids want to be hetero. So tired of this PC bull making everyone think heterosexuality is normal.

By  ohsnapword  |  21

Laugh with him. Sounds like the two of you have a great relationship.


Want me to call the wahhhmbulance for you? Boo-hoo, so you're not the center of the universe all the time. You don't have to worry about literally being killed for your sexuality so excuse me if no one sheds a tear for your entitled ass.

By  whoops2  |  1

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By  Talis99  |  26

Whoops2, your username is laughably appropriate.

Not only can't you spell heterosexual, but I think it should be fairly obvious OP is a gay man. If I'm wrong on that, that would be my own 'whoops'.

And the person who said heterosexuality was unnatural was joking. As that's what jerks did to say about homosexuality.

  Wendy O Koopa  |  5

yes for the time being in the states it's legal for two men who love and care for each to get married. before anyone jumps down my throat I'm against repealing gay marriage