Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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nbandofbrothers 10
Siri knows a lot of good places to hide a dead body.
Nutz101 7
Dont you mean your dead husband and dead best friend
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Comments (117)
rapunzel3416 28
This sounds like my ex. I'd catch him doing something and he'd somehow turn it around on me all the time. It took me long enough to realize he wasn't worth it.
MidnaLink 35
Out of simple curiosity, how exactly did he turn it around on you?
rapunzel3416 28
For example one time we got in a fight about me going out to lunch with my friend (who is a girl) because he never wanted me to do anything without him. Later I found out that while I was at lunch he sent flirtatious texts to a girl. I asked him about it and he was like well you left and I was bored you should have hung out with me instead. He obviously was sneakier about how he'd say it but somehow the argument would end with me feeling like I was a horrible person. He was also my first boyfriend and I didn't know things like this weren't normal. I'm ashamed to say this lasted for 3 years before I finally broke up with him. Manipulative people are no good.
Raesin 21
I had a similar experience #83. My ex of 5 years ditched me for someone else and apparently it was my fault because I didn't bake him enough cakes and that meant I didn't care about him. *Baking cakes is not a euphemism, that is literally the excuse he gave, despite the cake/pie tin always being full.* I figure I'm better off without him.
MidnaLink 35
Rapunzel: Why not just go out together? Plus, you should've ended it when you found out about the texts. Raesin: Wow… just because you didn't bake cake all the time?!?
rapunzel3416 28
#98. I tried that multiple times. He never wanted to hang out with my friends it's hard to explain but unless you've been in a controlling relationship you won't understand. I tried breaking up with him countless times and I don't know how but at the end of our arguments I'd be the one saying sorry. I'm sure there are people who understand this but not everyone can. He was manipulative and it took me a long time to realize what exactly was happening.
Sandsh8rk 36
Divorce his sorry ass.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It is definitely your fault for finding about their cheating actions! YDI, obviously! But, seriously, some people need to get high fived. In the face. With a brick. Of nails.
Late_night83 25
I agree, your life sucks.
olpally 33
There's a ******* button for that!!! . Sorry for the rage, but people need to see the buttons before typing a dumb ass comment like this... Lol.
haw008 14
Are there any other suggestions that don't involve dead bodies?
klovemachine 24
She could go "Bobbitt" on his penis :D
haw008 14
I like your thinking! I mean why off him so quickly when you can prolong his suffering?!
lisslyi 19
Hide it somewhere no one can find.
WonkeyDonkey 10
Feed it to the piranhas??? LOL
WonkeyDonkey 10
I reckon superglue his penis to his leg and rub birds eye chillis (small hot ones) in the crotches of all of their underwear! It's dries clear, no smell, but put the pants on and they burn like a mofo. (Just ask my ex PMSL)
chabelo 10
vengeance
jstorie95 8
Wow some friend you have. Fyl OP
MEM0817 18
Yeah, some friend huh. What about the husband? Excuse my language but **** her friend, she can always find new ones... But her husband was suppose to be till death.
Graygirl25123 8
Dont worry hon. The same thing happened to my mom, and attourneys will look in your favor :) Kick is ass to the curb! You are worth wayyy more than his cheating scumbag self!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
when friends and husbands become assholes...
simoncat 11
Assholes, the both of them. It sucks that you were hurt by them. And that they were so ashamed and frightened that they turned it around on to you. Pity them. They are shit. Lawyer up. And take him for every. single. thing. you. can.
Jemm_fml 29
I wish we could divorce best friends and get half of everything they had. That'd make stronger friendships.