Protein

By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 448
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Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.

Insect got your tongue?

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Insect got your tongue?

Nice little morning snack

Pwn17 25

He should have some bug juice when he gets home.

I'm sure that will be your share of protein for the healthy breakfast

OP needs to wear a helmet. Damn squid.

there are helmets that don't block the mouth

They also offer no protection for your face

I see what you did there!

26- Maybe even some beetle juice

lenalee96 22

Sounds like you caught a small bug!

friedpwnadge 25

It's extra protein, take it like the metal motherfucker you are.

Wizardo 33

'I heard you wanted to sleep tonight, Hadouken!'

Well they always say it's dangerous to drive when you're sleepy.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

It's also dangerous to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. And down right stupid. Hopefully OP was wearing one and a bug flew through his vent or underneath it. YDI if you didn't have a helmet on.

20, I don't think all helmets have the face mask things, it could have been one that doesn't

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Well if it was a skull cap type helmet, this fml is a great story to persuade someone to get a full faced helmet. You wouldn't have bugs smacking you in the face.

Mmm, protein for the morning

hoolihoop 2

Yum yum yummy

Jelbeztok 17

did you swallow it?

MichellinMan 20

No, it just flew straight to the back of his fucking throat.

OP could be a spitter. Just sayin'.

Good girls always swallow!

Don't bug him like that..

Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.

It seems the universe wanted to balance how good you felt with some bad luck

Oh nature. You've got such great timing.