Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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nbandofbrothers 10
Siri knows a lot of good places to hide a dead body.
Nutz101 7
Dont you mean your dead husband and dead best friend
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MysticMonkey 9
I hope you mean ex husband and ex best friend.
inomcupcakes 7
Time to kill a bitch?
stanjohnson 11
well, if you didn't go sticking your nose in other people's business . . . (said tongue in cheek)
nplatinum 4
I hope you beat the hell out her and give her a nice **** punting with some steel toed boots! You can borrow mine! And you can borrow me too, I'll treat you like a queen! HMU!
bridgetv25 8
Noone is real anymore :/ seems like everyone has an agenda and funny thing is the few real friends out there are the ones no one likes seems like the more loyal you are the more they hang out with other people rude ppl like other rude ppl
pawspaws 4
Get a bat hit him in the balls .then hit her in the chest
Life_sucks_13 6
Get pigs. They eat EVERYTHING! I do mean everything. Clothes, bone, hair. Haha literally a disposal.
shinedown00 4
3,000 dollars and you'll never see them again
VMM1989 5
Beat her with a bat. And him shoot his knee caps and chop his dick off.
ladytigerhunts 20
Oh my god. Not many people are faithful or loyal either. What horoscope signs are your husband and "best friend"? The horoscope signs are surprisingly accurate and sometimes dead on the bullseye. FYL, too. I hope you reacted in rational and mature way, because I wouldn't.