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Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43885) - you deserved it (3143)

On 03/30/2013 at 3:02pm - love - by unknown - France

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Better you found out now than later. Sorry this happened to you.

#2 - On 03/30/2013 at 9:41pm by mags17

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Just out of curiosity, are you sure it was a wedding band? I have a faux diamond ring and it fits better on my left hand than my right. Note to females, don't wear giant faux rings on your finger. Handsome men won't give you the time of say!

#5 - On 03/30/2013 at 9:43pm by BubbleGrunge

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