Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML
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mags17 1
Better you found out now than later. Sorry this happened to you.
BubbleGrunge 18
Just out of curiosity, are you sure it was a wedding band? I have a faux diamond ring and it fits better on my left hand than my right. Note to females, don't wear giant faux rings on your finger. Handsome men won't give you the time of say!
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Comments (80)
KittenQuinn 6
Sometimes it's better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all
Fmlsea 28
omg ! some people treat marriage like a joke these days , what was yhe point of gettting married if they are going to cheat.sorry that happened to you op but better you found out now then later on. what a shame you couldnt tell her husband he deserves to know as well .
Megan639 16
So you get to have sex and not be in a serious relationship with the girl....isn't this what men want?
Teyros 24
Some guys want meaning and passion in sex.. We aren't all the same!
Megan639 16
Granted but it doesn't sound that bad.
Jharrist89 12
Yea lose her now or you'll be in a world full of shit...
ceenguyenx 6
:O that's unfortunate
jjmiller1001 17
hope you made sure there OP, some women wear random rings on which ever finger they fit.best on.
Evgeny2222 11
What a *****.
Karissastillar 7
Maybe its a fake? Maybe not..? Ppl these days.
mikepzz 27
Some people still wear their ring even after divorce. My dad wears my grandpas wedding ring even though he's divorced..
EvilUndead 9
You might wanna check if: 1. This is really a wedding ring. 2. She isn't wearing a fake wedding ring to get rid of people trying to hit on her (yes, some girls do that). 3. She hasn't divorced. 4. And her husband is still alive. Just in case.