By fuck you dad - Ireland - Carrickmacross
Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
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  yoyoforpeace  |  14

Did you ever think that maybe...I don't know...things were escalating rather quickly? And he was just stating the obvious. Loosen up OP, he will find a new catch phrase soon.

  CodeXana  |  9

25- I don't believe you should be require to respect someone just because you're related or they raised you. My boyfriend (just to use an example) lives with and was raised by his dad, who happens to be a drunk, neglectful, occasionally violent asshole. He doesn't deserve respect just because he gave half the genes of a person. We don't know that OP's parents deserve respect at all.

  not_a_robot  |  15

Does nobody know that in the actual movie The Anchorman that he didn't even say "Well, that escalated quickly"? He says "BOY, that escalated quickly".

  Shrike  |  22

The fact that if you're actually looking at the screen, you can see the grammatical mistake and fix it before pressing "send". That really is blindingly obvious, if you'll excuse the pun.