Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

by notapervert / 02/28/2013 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.

    #1 - On 02/28/2013 at 10:07am by newburton13

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  • Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...

    #6 - On 02/28/2013 at 10:10am by zingline89

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