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Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37663) - you deserved it (4309)

On 01/23/2013 at 1:44pm - love - by Stickysituation - United States (New York)

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And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back

#2 - On 01/23/2013 at 5:35pm by VannahJane

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Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...

#8 - On 01/23/2013 at 5:35pm by James64138

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