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Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML


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On 01/12/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

#2 - On 01/12/2013 at 9:16pm by nycwrestler

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That was his way of saying he loves you too!

#7 - On 01/12/2013 at 9:23pm by EsotericBrent

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