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Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18566) - you deserved it (5107)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by marriedtoacunt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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I hate when people change their minds like that without warning. >:( And how does she expect anything to change if she just keeps being passive-aggressive?

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 7:09pm by saksxalmo

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Errr...judging by your name you don't sound like you really care that much...but you should probably talk to her before things crumble down to nothing.

#13 - On 10/19/2012 at 7:15pm by Jonah171

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