Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, it was our first kid-free weekend in almost two months, and I was hoping for a nice date night. Instead, she picked up two shifts at work and then had a girls' night. Don't worry, she assigned me a massive deep clean that ate up almost my entire weekend. FML
Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
alliewillie 22
I could see how if they've been at each other's throats, she might want some time away from him. It never says she wanted/asked kids to leave, so she might not be passive-aggressive. But you know, I was going to click FYL until I saw your name. And if you're willing to call your wife a "****" to tens or hundreds of thousands of people online, you sound like an asshole and maybe she's justified in not wanting to be around you.
amandajlucas2015 2
I thought it was quite rude for OP to call his wife a ****.. Even tho they are fighting he should still have more respect for her than to go call her that nasty name on the Internet for strangers to see
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
tonygar 18
I know how you feel, hang in there
ellytoad 13
Yeah, that happens.
mowmowlife 21
I was considering being sympathetic, but your username indicates that you need to reexamine your husbandry
FMLoverAgain 7
Well maybe you've been a really bad asshole during the fight that she have more resentment and hate for you than love. Looking at your screen name anyone could tell you are not that nice either. Better start talking with her before trying to get to her clit.
somebody77722 3
You should calmly tell her that you want to rekindle your relationship and promise you'll try your best to keep it positive. You need to prove it isn't going to be one long fight. Don't lose her!
noidea06 7
Maybe because his name is 'marriedtoacunt'?
krisanda 5
You call your wife a **** so being married to you must be just awesome for her. YDI. Grow up.
NineeCat 32
Marriage tip #1: Don't call your wife a ****. Especially not to the whole FML audience, so they can comment on her actions, and make you feel better. There are two sides to every story, and I'm just saying, any guy would call his wife that, shouldn't expect her to want to be around him.
MaterMortis 6
Sounds like a woman alright
withered 30
Sounds like a bad partner alright. It might be shocking newsflash - but people do not like to be around people that disrespect them. And I think everyone needs some time just for themselves. Can't blame his wife for not wanting to be with someone that calls her names instead of enjoying her time alone.