Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, it was our first kid-free weekend in almost two months, and I was hoping for a nice date night. Instead, she picked up two shifts at work and then had a girls' night. Don't worry, she assigned me a massive deep clean that ate up almost my entire weekend. FML
Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
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alliewillie 22
I could see how if they've been at each other's throats, she might want some time away from him. It never says she wanted/asked kids to leave, so she might not be passive-aggressive. But you know, I was going to click FYL until I saw your name. And if you're willing to call your wife a "****" to tens or hundreds of thousands of people online, you sound like an asshole and maybe she's justified in not wanting to be around you.
amandajlucas2015 2
I thought it was quite rude for OP to call his wife a ****.. Even tho they are fighting he should still have more respect for her than to go call her that nasty name on the Internet for strangers to see
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Comments (109)
gregkingsley 4
Marriage is tough, divorce is tougher, let her win the arguments and get on with your lives
BieberIsMyBabee 0
Your name is just disrespectful.
capnbzarr 43
I clicked "I agree, your life sucks". Then I saw your username. And clicked "YDI". Wish I could take back that first click.
Austyn57 1
women cnt live with orvwithout them
koolkat27 13
I don't think calling her a **** will make anything better.
jelly713 19
OP, I don't think you need to call your wife a ****, unless she called you something disrespectful, I can see why you'd be angry & call her that but that's just very not nice. She's your wife.
emag_eht 18
Who said OP called her a **** to her face? Its still disrespectful, but OP was probably just venting.
iwadasn 33
If you want her to be in the mood to have sex with you, maybe you should try not fighting with her all the time.
catzink 2
Did you really expect her to? The kids are gone, she needs a break from all of you! Maybe when she has relaxed some it will get better.
melody309 35
If I were your wife, I wouldn't want to be around you either right now. Calling your wife a **** ... very mature. News flash, bud, you married her, so you better appreciate what you have before she leaves your ass. I hope you can work through your issues. Just give her some time to cool down.