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Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (2282)

On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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Kill them both and burry the bodies in a corn field, no one will find then in a cornfield.

#2 - On 09/26/2012 at 5:00pm by nerobluerose

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Take the house and do things to make her move

#6 - On 09/26/2012 at 5:03pm by lovepandorasaver

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