Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I finally met my dream woman: a smokin’ hot green-eyed petite redhead. Or so I thought. I met her online and “she” turned out to be a 22 year-old guy trolling me. The worst part is that I separated from my wife for this girl. She won’t take me back no matter how much I beg and plead. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
honestly sounds more like you're the disgusting *****. I'm on team blackmailer! hope she tells your wife even after you pay her
Rake 18
No sympathy for cheaters. I hope she finds out and kick your ass
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Comments (12)
dreams2383 20
you deserved it. you are a moron. you are married and looks like your the whole not her. I hope your wife finds out,divorces you and takes you for everything you have. you wouldn't have this problem if you knew to keep it in your pants.
Rake 18
No sympathy for cheaters. I hope she finds out and kick your ass
Justkidding100 41
honestly sounds more like you're the disgusting *****. I'm on team blackmailer! hope she tells your wife even after you pay her
Dumbum123 19
Hah! That's what you get. Cheaters get cheated. Did you expect sympathy when you posted this? If you don't love your wife anymore, at least have the guts to end it. And if you love her, what the hell are you doing sniffing 'round some random *****? You swore your life to your wife when you married her. You are a duplicitous son of a b*@+h and you need to grow up.
tiptoppc 21
I’m going to say this as someone who cheated once (felt horrible about it after and came clean almost immediately), and learned their lesson. Hopefully this is such a devastating crippling lesson you learn so you never do it again. I’m still on team blackmailer/wife divorce+ taking everything, as it doesn’t look like you are showing even a cent of remorse. Yeah, go **** yourself. You obviously didn’t learn your lesson and are only sorry you were caught, not because of the damage you did. I can only forgive those who actually have remorse. My ex wife that cheated on me didn’t show remorse when she did it, only that she was sorry she got caught, and only much later. At least my ex cheating led me to a now-happy marriage of 8 years, but that also required devotion and learning from our past transgressions. You sir, didn’t learn.
copalolita 17
Um but you knowingly cheated on her duh. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
anony_mouse 5
You're a loser. If you can't afford to pay or wife to find out, you couldn't afford to cheat. I hope your wife leaves you for a man that isn't a loser.
UniUni 20
Seems like you're the disgusting, scheming ***** who cheats on his wife. Good luck finding the money cheater
great_nate 26
Dumbass.
Underscore_foo 5
This woman has it figured out. I might take some notes…