Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

by anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 6:31pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • 1 drink = 1 honest statement

    #1 - On 09/02/2012 at 8:36pm by Futacy

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  • did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?

    #2 - On 09/02/2012 at 8:37pm by flockz

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