Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying, "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
steelersfan78 0
This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?
schwancy 2
Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!
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Comments (70)
misfitSuperStar 0
What a moron!! Did you laugh at him as you walked away?? lol
H8rSk8r 0
This iPhone has 35% of the daily fiber needed in an average diet.
MissErikaHart 0
what's a makeshift box of wheat thins?
HeatherXCore 0
it's a box, and this box contains wheat thins.
Bees_fml 0
A moron? That guy's hilarious!! If I were a girl, I'd find a pick-up line like that incredibly endearing and heart-warming. Maybe I'll use it one day :-)
Thunderbender 2
Cleverness is wasted on the bitchy.
pcakewafflebacon 0
dudes a winner. ydi because you think having an iPhone is important
st0815 9
Ok, so let's say you don't like that pickup line. Fair enough - people have different tastes, and you have every right to make your own choices and nobody else has to like them. How is this a FML though: "Someone asked me for my number - didn't give it to him. FML"? How is your life ****** by that? What did you even lose by this event, half a minute of your time?
myknewverr 0
I agree.
CitizenSnipz 0
x(4-5x) + a(3+41) = 44a.
dennis96411 12
Wrong
tatababe 1
lol you should have gave him ur number let's see how he puts the number in the mini wheats
steelersfan78 0
This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?
Daerauko 0
she was annoyed by the cheesy pick-up line not that he wanted her number.
Moe954 0
I know, Right?? Women *Facepalm*
rallets 23
right? if he had an iphone, all he would have to do is wave it in her face and he'd instantly get her number usually works for me :P lol
SarahBearXoX 0
I don't get the OPs problem.. I'd be more likely to give it to him with the box than the phone.
RedPillSucks 33
He should have used a cheese-nips box.
CrazyDutch 0
yeah right with your ugly ass face
berrychii17 5
for me it would've been more likely that he would've gotten my number with the box and not the iPhone. suk it up OP the guy was funny
unko_oa 0
what a dumb ass. lol
Crncj 0
was he cute at least...?
Chrisskiies 0
fail whale. -.-
paid2think 0
Woah
Chrisskiies 0
?_?a
paid2think 0
You just blew my mind lol.
AprilxBegins 0
Wow, he's dumb! More like FHL for being so lame!
DLBL 23
Humorless people...
sarah48_fml 0
honestly that's not too bad of a pick-up line. I have heard much worse lol
JimMorrison_fml 0
If he actually had an iPhone
Killuhk 8
Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast; because you are looking magically delicious..lol
dfarrey 0
I would have given him the number.
CitizenSnipz 0
I would have given him a high five. GIVE ME A MATH QUESTION USING VARIABLES. NOW!
I_am_that_guy 0
x(4-5x) + a(3+41) GO!
CitizenSnipz 0
4x-5(xx)+a44. Thanks :D
CitizenSnipz 0
x4-5(xx)+44a. Tyvm
SadinSherman 16
It's x^2 not xx
schwancy 2
Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!
atalia831 0
I've always wanted one!
kittydidit 0
OMG when was it released?!
berrychii17 5
I want that phone soooo badly!! too bad my parents said I hav to wait
MAGNAVOX 0
There's an app for that OP.
yomama97 5
wats op ? and ydi ? way do they mean?
HeaRTs_Girl 0
This FML is...rather stupid. O_o
ChubbyCake 5
Agreed!
rallets 23
arent they all? chips ahoy matey!
noncom 12
I like your #16