Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

by crazybitch / 06/18/2012 at 12:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

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  • So, morning sex is out of the question.

    #3 - On 06/18/2012 at 6:51am by catanita

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  • Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.

    #2 - On 06/18/2012 at 6:49am by maosquare

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