Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
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catanita 18

So, morning sex is out of the question.

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maosquare 18

Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.

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ucoolgirl31 20

Well, she gave you a warning. But she's still crazy. Hey, maybe she got her period too..... Makes even the craziest bitches crazier.

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user324234324 1

I didn't know those two went together. Although there is a Jimmy Eat World song called 'Coffee and Cigarettes'.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Coffee + cigarettes = Your dentist hates you.

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AliceLockehart 18

They go amazingly well together, in my opinion.

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KitGrey 4

I guess that means she didn't sleep well. Maybe you snore horrendously or are a kicker hence she thought you were mocking her.

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zandalee 19

Sounds like most people on Monday morning. God I hate Monday mornings. *hurls toaster across room* Or is it just me?

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Trisha_aus 15

Hate Mondays too, especially a Monday morning exam!

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RedPillSucks 31

Especially on Sunday

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isaiaah 6

That's like me when I don't have my Cap'n Crunch. *hurls bowl at wall* STOP LOOKING AT ME

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shutterbug1190 14

I think she may have an addiction going on where if she doesn't get her fix her body goes into withdrawls making her grouchy and sensitive. That or she's just not a morning person. That's a bit scary OP.

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Senseless_487 29

Yes, withdrawals will happen if you don't feed an addiction. And wouldn't you know it, those are some of the symptoms of withdrawal!

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likeAwesome 3

How is asking about ones sleep bitching someone out? Sorry for you OP

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NoReservations 9

That's how my boyfriend is without caffeine from Dr. Pepper or energy drinks.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Energy drinks are absolutely terrible for your body, especially your heart. Nobody should need that much artificial energy.

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NoReservations 9

I know, he seems the same on them to me. I'm working on getting him to stop.

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MrFuzzles 5

Personally, if I didn't have coffee or a cig in the morning I'd throw a rager and tear the time-space continuum at the seams. I understand her plight, the combo can be quite addicting.

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought a rager was like a boner? (raging boner?)

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MrFuzzles 5

Or a raging party, or a fit of rage. Many uses for the word rager. If all three happen at once it's called a 'raging rager.' Is it just me or did anyone else read this, and the word 'rage' seems like an odd word...rage.

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