Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
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catanita 18

So, morning sex is out of the question.

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maosquare 18

Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.

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bmkc4 1

She sounds like a keeper. Wonder what she will be like in 10 years

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daybar12 8

So apparently she didn't sleep well..

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mikeymayhem_87 15

The 2 largest addictions in the world rolled into one being.... It was bound to happen, and just be glad she didn't throw the cutlery!

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frrenchy 5

I may be a little bitchy before my morning coffee but to go as far as throwing a hair dryer. Next time bring her a peace offering.

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bowser_rawr16 13

You wouldn't happen to be dating my friend would you? She gets just like that in the morning if she hasn't had her coffee.

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No_One_Relevent 2

it's not going to get any better. it it has already gone to throwing object with intent to harm, then its a good idea to change the locks.

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RedPillSucks 31

Then he'll be locked in with a crazy bitch.... .... Oh... you mean after she leaves.

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RedPillSucks 31

Perhaps on broke-back mountain brewed coffee.

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