Love: Not a morning person

Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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catanita 18

Monday 18 June 2012 12:51

So, morning sex is out of the question.

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Comments

ra10244 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 16:25

Next time she throws the hair dryer or whatever else at you, either duck n throw it in her direction. That'll teach her. Lol

epokryfky 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 20:20

Uh, time to hit the ol' dusty trail?

cwtb19 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 21:00

That's crazy.

highfived 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:58

Harsh

HeartOfLead 24

Thursday 21 June 2012 4:56

If that title isn't mocking her then I don't know what is.

fireblotter2 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 7:53

You can do better than her

chickentaco1230 4

Friday 22 June 2012 8:04

It's like Parent Trap!!!

caitiebug1119 15

Sunday 24 June 2012 4:12

Well...she warned you...it might have been her time of the month too.

JordanMichelle09 4

Monday 27 August 2012 22:20

She warned you, dude. Just saying. Coffee and Cigarettes are the only thing keeping me from killing everyone in the morning as well. I sympathize with her.