Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
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Top comments
thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
Jiplo 18
That sucks!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
What a bitch.
BeefyQueef 5
So does your comment.
IphonFML 6
at least she didn't mean to be rude ^^
gamercanadian 11
I farted once.
skrunchymon 1
That's rude
kay2beauty 0
Ya don't say?
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
emmaa3451 11
I think there's a part of the story OP isn't telling us- would anyone be that randomly bitchy for no reason?
ItsPersonal 6
I thought the same thing. He might be smothering her by saying it way to much and she finally just got annoyed with it and told him to shut up.
wlddog 14
Does that mean we can guess at the missing part of the story? Oh oh,, my turn. What he is not saying is she was playing xbox and he would not SHUT UP about his feelings. I feel your pain girl. Metro boy needs to drop his balls and grow up. But I don't mean to be rude.
RochelleRedvines 8
Well that was rude.
KiddNYC1O 22
108- That's like saying "no offense" yet you still offended.
kickuwithmyfist 1
You can't buy that kinda love!:)
DKjazz 20
Yeah, highly paid ****** are much more professional than that.
linkinpark98 24
Maybe reconsider the whole girlfriend thing?
Awesomehobo44 3
Wow nice picture :)
julialinn 2
She's a keeper!
Swiftly 0
No, she's not.
airforce987 20
Like you would know Virgin Gamer, or YOU Vernon Dursley!
thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
downtime 13
Congratulations, you worked out how that term applies in the English language. Have a cookie.
DeviousAngel 13
Or "no offense but..." At least we're prepared to be insulted or otherwise though. :) OP's girlfriend sounds like a bitch!
thisiscat 14
-23 Brofacts? What's up brotato!
downtime 13
26, Yeah, I don't see it.
silentbutfunny 0
Its more hilarious when its "not to be racist, BUT" and then they try to backtrack XD
NateSkye 3
Haha can't forget the classic "with all due respect.."
KeyboardWarrior 10
No offense, and with all due respect, this thread sucks. Not trying to be racist, but it's true. Not trying to be rude though!
ManWhatsoever 6
OP, he could also respond, not to be dick but you're a bitch and it's over.
ohmandapants 17
35- I would think all the thumbs down your comment is getting would be some indicator.
egc573 40
Relatedly, when you hear "Just kidding!" after a face-palmingly stupid statement. Just the two words alone irritate me beyond belief. That, and "like" being used as, like, a comma.
downtime 13
72, Real failure would be actually paying attention to the voting and thinking it means something.
DocBastard 40
Hm, I thought the thumbs system here was an indication if people agree with and/or like your comment. Downtime, you can live by or ignore the thumbs as you desire, but whether you like it or not, when you get thumbed down into the bowels of Hell like you did, that means your comment sucked. Continuing to defend such a comment makes you look like an ass.
downtime 13
"Hm, I thought the thumbs system here was an indication if people agree with and/or like your comment. " Exactly the reason to not put much stock in it...Of course, I assumed the comment was suggesting I failed in some way in the content of what I said, obviously I failed in obtaining a positive vote from people. I just figured it went a little deeper than "Nerr nobody likes you". My mistake. As for the comment "sucking", yes it does seem I lost the pre-teen and conservative douche demographic, but then I never was too keen on winning popularity contests. I guess we differ on that point.
quite_bored 9
Downtime, do you need help digging that hole?
skyttlz 32
TL DR
IcySnake 0
Not to be rude but You're pretty
thisiscat 14
What a contradiction.
dabomb1463 0
Not to be rude but I like your kitty. Can I have it?
stevenJB 25
She wanted to let you know she loves you too!...with a silent cute awkward moment :3
stevenJB 25
By proposing a*
harrypotter955 19
I would've not talked to her for 2 weeks and say " are you happy now?"
Ste1 2
Hey she didn't mean to be rude so its fine.
srs328 6
Hey at least she didn't mean to be rude!