Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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SAMMILLER098 2
I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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SAMMILLER098 2
I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Idonebeenhad 17
I hate it when people cheat...it's a complete violation of a couple's trust for one another. Sorry OP, FYL for having spent over a year of your life with that kind of person.
AyeTee77 18
Well nothing is official until it's on Facebook.
n_epic_fail 14
Cheating boyfriends? My specialty. Meet me at "the park" with pictures and an address. We'll discuss prices and weapons of choice. Code word: SuperAwsomeNinja
HahaHokayThen 10
Conversations usually end up on the news feed for everyone to see. Instead of replying to his friend, why didn't he delete his friend's comment?
wittygirl 8
Ah well your young and plenty of better men in this world. Just pick your self up an drop this guy like a hot tamale.
msjoyfull84 0
Yup 29, teach 'em how to cheat better.
effedml 5
38 - 29 is just asking the most logical question in that scenario. That he didn't delete the comment shows OP's bf is either really stupid or just doesn't care about her finding out.
imepelepticsir 5
30- hot tamales are good those, why drop it D:
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Facebook...you gotta hate it. Isn't it funny that it's called Facebook but he couldn't tell you the truth to your actual face?
kaylamahoney90 12
I agree! What a pig!
HannahWho 8
I dont get why people cheat. If you want to date "Danielle" but you are with someone else, then dump them. At least you would have been honest. No guy is so special he deserve more than one woman unless they are in a swinger/open relationship and the girl has the same right to get with other guys too. But if you said you were in a monogamous relationship then you are an asshole for cheating, plain and simple.
Xquisite1 28
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He is either seeing someone or embarrassed of you.
Branflakes78 13
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Please re-read the FML again dummy!! he has been seeing someone for over a year while still dating this chick
Michael_92 20
Actually you should read it yet again. They have been going out for a year and the guy cheated and we don't know how long they been at it.
ladyLALAA 29
I love when people mouth off and they're wrong, classic!
ferrettamer 6
Actually, it doesn't say anywhere that he cheated other then in the username and the quotation marks. But, it would be simpler to understand if she didn't add the part about them dating for a year, that makes it look like they've been dating for a while and the bf doesn't want his parent's or an ex.
ferrettamer 6
to see* goddamnit.
r0ckoman 0
yep seems about right
kayleebearr 6
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Sounds like your being cheated on . But maybe Not . Ask him about it .
philipino 24
Or maybe you are retarded. Or maybe not. You should ask DocBastard.
n3rd43v3r 10
What's up with the spaces with ur coments . ? Like dude. What the hell.
taco_bender 12
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Wow u guys are critical. Hahaha
THE_A_TEEN 28
No really Taco_Bender, we are actually giving helpful advice in the form of being critical assholes. Except KaySL, she is an asshole....
KiddNYC1O 22
I love Kay.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Just don't love her too much, or you'll end up tied to a bed with your penis cut off and part of her Detachable penis collection.
taco_bender 12
Didnt know there was tht much danger. Im guessing you saved my dick from being in a collection box. Thanks 28
ladyLALAA 29
Haha, these comments have got that dick in a box song stuck in my head -.-
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
This comment seriously had me surprised. *Face-palm* Like a cheater would ever come clean. Maybe.. 1 in a million chance anyway.
prismis 0
It's supposed to be 2 spaces. After the period. Not . Lol
ChadAvreySchilli 0
#8 that facebook comment might of been about her... So maybe dont be critical, now if its another girl, be as critical as you want. I have enjoyed the idiocity here, goodnight.
WaterPoloLove3 0
178- actually the people who are on the English language committee just announced this past year that two spaces after a period is unnecessary and now there's only a need for one. It's incorrect if there's two spaces following a period.
sskarma23 9
So then your not Danielle... Hmmm.. Well consider someone dumped
margie2194 12
Maybe he just wanted a girl's opinion on the engagement ring he wants to buy you...
WaterPoloLove3 0
Or maybe he wanted a different girl's opinion on his dick! *mumbles about how girls these days always try to convince themselves of a good reason for him cheating*
margie2194 12
I was just kidding.... :(
WaterPoloLove3 0
On FML, you can't kid without a *sarcasm* entry.
dancerNsinger4li 0
Wow, boyfriend huh? If I were you, I would have been saying ex-boyfriend but I mean, thats just me.
lolyeahthatsme 11
Well people then would be like "Then who gives a shit he's your ex."
AhhBrenid 8
I agree with lolyeahthatsme.
lolyeahthatsme 11
^ I'm a very agreeable person.
HannahWho 8
Because at the time of the story, he was her boyfriend. I would not care if someone said, "I was looking through my ex's pictures." But because they were dating, at the time he cheated, that makes him a right bastard. Now I care.
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
elmski87 0
Exactly what I was thinking.....
GovernorGeneral 8
Write this in too : ' oh shiit ya dont want his girlfriend to know thaat ! Oh..too late. Goodbye (insert bfs name) ' Thatll make you feel better ..kinda?
lebronesque73091 12
Who does he think he is Hanna Montana?
ladyLALAA 29
I think the boyfriend is stupid for leaving it on Facebook. Pretty sure you can delete things off your profile, silly boy. FYL
cyK0tek 0
^On an unrelated note. Whut chyu cookin your pic? Looks tasty! :D,
ladyLALAA 29
It became strawberry and blueberry pie...
linkinpark98 24
Dump his ass to the curb. No mercy.
meenu_fml 3
Confront, and then dump!
supahcoolperson 0
Anddddd that is when you bitch him out
SAMMILLER098 2
Pre sure you mean dump him...
LolFMLnot 10
His friend could be joking. Some people do that, they see an unattractive person, and joke around with their friends about it (only douche bags do that)
bizarre_ftw 22
His response makes that seem unlikely
meade34 2
Only douche bags do that? And here all these years I found it okay to joke with friends. Damn it
lolyeahthatsme 11
Well it sounds like you know a lot about being a douche bag.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
15 - Or he was cheating and with the help of his idiot friend, got caught.
LolFMLnot 10
72 I meant only douchebags make fun of other person's appearance .