Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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SAMMILLER098 2
I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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Comments (203)
Thatoneguy911 2
Simple solution: stop dating douchebags
Blooblibloo 4
If your name is Danielle you don't have to worry OP
moomoomeow2 7
That's horrible!
Okayitwasme 0
Face book Danielle and tell her you're with him and tell her she has been duped and that you two should get together and see how he reacts to it! Pretend nothing is up when the three of you are together!
lilypie86 0
Ermmm dump him?
dansco 25
What a dopey twat he is, why didn't he just delete the comment and you would be no wiser?! dump him just for that!
BluePanda13 0
nothing is on the down low on fb. NOTHING.
pfclunchbox005 1
Lol
sharktat2 10
**** facebook...I'm soooo glad I decided to deactivate mine. It wasted too much of my time. I don't miss it.
sharktat2 10
Truth #1..I do have a shark tattoo Truth #2..my name is Danielle...lol!