Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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SAMMILLER098 2
I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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Comments (203)
Slikpirate 0
I feel so bad for you
MMAlegendDAWT 0
I read this like the girlfriend was Danielle and the boyfriend was trying to hide her and she was mad because they had dated for over a year. I guess cheating does explain the quotation marks around the name. Hmmm either way your boyfriend is a dick OP.
SettoFail 9
I would kill my boyfriend, that really sucks
LookOnBrightSide 12
Yeah, people can be pretty much idiots when it comes down to stuff like this. Your boyfriend is pretty pathetic, OP.
j_cat187 20
He meant low as in bellow the belt
pirringa99 0
The awkward moment when your name is Danielle.
ouchie1013 0
sure is
Scands_59 14
yessss very awkward...
Victoria16_fml 0
Dude lowkey
heavenleigh85 5
Lol what an idiot he should've just deleted the friends comment
darkkisses 6
Don't go after his throat to soon, but defiantly check what's going on. It seems suspicious to me, but then again I don't know the person. I hope everything works put for you OP. :)
ivanhoe4u 3
You're too good for this moron.
gpd_deputy_1 6
Wow. That guy is an idiot. I mean really, why didn't he just delete the comment?