By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML
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  fckinbowdown  |  0

fuck your wife man if she is so unwilling to believe that you tried to better your sexlife and automatically assumed you cheated. That is seriously messed up. She should be thrilled and extremely grateful that you are so dedicated to her happiness.

By  perdix  |  29

She was saying that he decided to upgrade his lovemaking skills because he is having an affair.

That's not necessarily true -- he could be learning how to drive a woman wild because he wants to have an affair. He's just practicing the new techniques on his tired, old, dried-up wife, so when he meets this hot chick, he can nail it, so to speak.

  perdix  |  29

You are correct, sir! A woman's mind is not a court of law. If she thinks you are guilty, you are guilty. There is no way to prove your innocence.

So, go have that affair. You're doing the time, so you might as well do the crime.

  Back_In_Action  |  18

What is it with all the "Why are you posting on FML instead of fixing whatever happened" comments on these FMLs? It takes ten seconds to submit a story. If people followed your totally logical advice, this site wouldn't exist and then you'd have to go be stupid somewhere else. Shame.