Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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SAMMILLER098
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I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
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Redoxx_fml
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Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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SAMMILLER098
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I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
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Idonebeenhad
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I hate it when people cheat...it's a complete violation of a couple's trust for one another. Sorry OP, FYL for having spent over a year of your life with that kind of person.
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AyeTee77
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Well nothing is official until it's on Facebook.
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n_epic_fail
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Cheating boyfriends? My specialty. Meet me at "the park" with pictures and an address. We'll discuss prices and weapons of choice.
Code word: SuperAwsomeNinja
Code word: SuperAwsomeNinja
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
Conversations usually end up on the news feed for everyone to see. Instead of replying to his friend, why didn't he delete his friend's comment?
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wittygirl
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Ah well your young and plenty of better men in this world. Just pick your self up an drop this guy like a hot tamale.
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msjoyfull84
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Yup 29, teach 'em how to cheat better.
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effedml
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38 - 29 is just asking the most logical question in that scenario. That he didn't delete the comment shows OP's bf is either really stupid or just doesn't care about her finding out.
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imepelepticsir
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30- hot tamales are good those, why drop it D:
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ImInYourFACEbook
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Facebook...you gotta hate it. Isn't it funny that it's called Facebook but he couldn't tell you the truth to your actual face?
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kaylamahoney90
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I agree! What a pig!
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HannahWho
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I dont get why people cheat. If you want to date "Danielle" but you are with someone else, then dump them. At least you would have been honest. No guy is so special he deserve more than one woman unless they are in a swinger/open relationship and the girl has the same right to get with other guys too. But if you said you were in a monogamous relationship then you are an asshole for cheating, plain and simple.
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Xquisite1
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Branflakes78
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Michael_92
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Actually you should read it yet again. They have been going out for a year and the guy cheated and we don't know how long they been at it.
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ladyLALAA
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I love when people mouth off and they're wrong, classic!
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ferrettamer
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Actually, it doesn't say anywhere that he cheated other then in the username and the quotation marks. But, it would be simpler to understand if she didn't add the part about them dating for a year, that makes it look like they've been dating for a while and the bf doesn't want his parent's or an ex.
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ferrettamer
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to see* goddamnit.
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r0ckoman
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yep seems about right
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kayleebearr
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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philipino
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Or maybe you are retarded. Or maybe not. You should ask DocBastard.
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n3rd43v3r
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What's up with the spaces with ur coments . ? Like dude. What the hell.
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taco_bender
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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THE_A_TEEN
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No really Taco_Bender, we are actually giving helpful advice in the form of being critical assholes. Except KaySL, she is an asshole....
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KiddNYC1O
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I love Kay.
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THE_A_TEEN
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Just don't love her too much, or you'll end up tied to a bed with your penis cut off and part of her Detachable penis collection.
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taco_bender
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Didnt know there was tht much danger. Im guessing you saved my dick from being in a collection box. Thanks 28
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ladyLALAA
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Haha, these comments have got that dick in a box song stuck in my head -.-
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IdfkMyUsernamexC
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This comment seriously had me surprised. *Face-palm* Like a cheater would ever come clean. Maybe.. 1 in a million chance anyway.
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prismis
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It's supposed to be 2 spaces. After the period. Not . Lol
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ChadAvreySchilli
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#8 that facebook comment might of been about her... So maybe dont be critical, now if its another girl, be as critical as you want. I have enjoyed the idiocity here, goodnight.
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WaterPoloLove3
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178- actually the people who are on the English language committee just announced this past year that two spaces after a period is unnecessary and now there's only a need for one. It's incorrect if there's two spaces following a period.
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sskarma23
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So then your not Danielle... Hmmm.. Well consider someone dumped
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margie2194
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Maybe he just wanted a girl's opinion on the engagement ring he wants to buy you...
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WaterPoloLove3
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Or maybe he wanted a different girl's opinion on his dick! *mumbles about how girls these days always try to convince themselves of a good reason for him cheating*
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margie2194
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I was just kidding.... :(
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WaterPoloLove3
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On FML, you can't kid without a *sarcasm* entry.
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dancerNsinger4li
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Wow, boyfriend huh? If I were you, I would have been saying ex-boyfriend but I mean, thats just me.
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lolyeahthatsme
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Well people then would be like "Then who gives a shit he's your ex."
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AhhBrenid
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I agree with lolyeahthatsme.
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lolyeahthatsme
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^ I'm a very agreeable person.
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HannahWho
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Because at the time of the story, he was her boyfriend. I would not care if someone said, "I was looking through my ex's pictures." But because they were dating, at the time he cheated, that makes him a right bastard. Now I care.
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Redoxx_fml
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Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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elmski87
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Exactly what I was thinking.....
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GovernorGeneral
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Write this in too :
' oh shiit ya dont want his girlfriend to know thaat ! Oh..too late. Goodbye (insert bfs name) '
Thatll make you feel better ..kinda?
' oh shiit ya dont want his girlfriend to know thaat ! Oh..too late. Goodbye (insert bfs name) '
Thatll make you feel better ..kinda?
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lebronesque73091
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Who does he think he is Hanna Montana?
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ladyLALAA
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I think the boyfriend is stupid for leaving it on Facebook. Pretty sure you can delete things off your profile, silly boy. FYL
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cyK0tek
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^On an unrelated note.
Whut chyu cookin your pic? Looks tasty! :D,
Whut chyu cookin your pic? Looks tasty! :D,
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ladyLALAA
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It became strawberry and blueberry pie...
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linkinpark98
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Dump his ass to the curb. No mercy.
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meenu_fml
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Confront, and then dump!
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supahcoolperson
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Anddddd that is when you bitch him out
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SAMMILLER098
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Pre sure you mean dump him...
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LolFMLnot
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His friend could be joking. Some people do that, they see an unattractive person, and joke around with their friends about it (only douche bags do that)
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bizarre_ftw
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His response makes that seem unlikely
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meade34
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Only douche bags do that? And here all these years I found it okay to joke with friends. Damn it
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lolyeahthatsme
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Well it sounds like you know a lot about being a douche bag.
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IdfkMyUsernamexC
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15 - Or he was cheating and with the help of his idiot friend, got caught.
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LolFMLnot
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72 I meant only douchebags make fun of other person's appearance .