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I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Well nothing is official until it's on Facebook.
Conversations usually end up on the news feed for everyone to see. Instead of replying to his friend, why didn't he delete his friend's comment?
Ah well your young and plenty of better men in this world. Just pick your self up an drop this guy like a hot tamale.
38 - 29 is just asking the most logical question in that scenario. That he didn't delete the comment shows OP's bf is either really stupid or just doesn't care about her finding out.
30- hot tamales are good those, why drop it D:
Facebook...you gotta hate it. Isn't it funny that it's called Facebook but he couldn't tell you the truth to your actual face?
I dont get why people cheat. If you want to date "Danielle" but you are with someone else, then dump them. At least you would have been honest. No guy is so special he deserve more than one woman unless they are in a swinger/open relationship and the girl has the same right to get with other guys too. But if you said you were in a monogamous relationship then you are an asshole for cheating, plain and simple.
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Show it anywayI love when people mouth off and they're wrong, classic!
Actually, it doesn't say anywhere that he cheated other then in the username and the quotation marks. But, it would be simpler to understand if she didn't add the part about them dating for a year, that makes it look like they've been dating for a while and the bf doesn't want his parent's or an ex.
to see* goddamnit.
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Show it anywayOr maybe you are retarded. Or maybe not. You should ask DocBastard.
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Show it anywayNo really Taco_Bender, we are actually giving helpful advice in the form of being critical assholes. Except KaySL, she is an asshole....
Just don't love her too much, or you'll end up tied to a bed with your penis cut off and part of her Detachable penis collection.
Didnt know there was tht much danger. Im guessing you saved my dick from being in a collection box. Thanks 28
Haha, these comments have got that dick in a box song stuck in my head -.-
It's supposed to be 2 spaces. After the period. Not . Lol
So then your not Danielle... Hmmm.. Well consider someone dumped
Maybe he just wanted a girl's opinion on the engagement ring he wants to buy you...
I was just kidding.... :(
Wow, boyfriend huh? If I were you, I would have been saying ex-boyfriend but I mean, thats just me.
Well people then would be like "Then who gives a shit he's your ex."
^ I'm a very agreeable person.
Exactly what I was thinking.....
Write this in too : ' oh shiit ya dont want his girlfriend to know thaat ! Oh..too late. Goodbye (insert bfs name) ' Thatll make you feel better ..kinda?
I think the boyfriend is stupid for leaving it on Facebook. Pretty sure you can delete things off your profile, silly boy. FYL
It became strawberry and blueberry pie...
Anddddd that is when you bitch him out
Pre sure you mean dump him...
His friend could be joking. Some people do that, they see an unattractive person, and joke around with their friends about it (only douche bags do that)
Only douche bags do that? And here all these years I found it okay to joke with friends. Damn it
Well it sounds like you know a lot about being a douche bag.
72 I meant only douchebags make fun of other person's appearance .
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I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button