Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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SAMMILLER098 2
I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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Comments (203)
mama2b3 20
What a dick!! FYL op I'm so sorry, thats a horrible thing to go through. Also, he's pretty for not deleting that comment... but for you its good that he didnt cuz at least now you know.
randomkayx3 11
Sometimes people are idiots. Watch what you post on Facebook, eh?
Dcm210 19
there is a delete button for comments,i wonder if he knows that.
lizard399 0
Douche-bag.. I would end it quickly and walk away as if it didn't mean anything. **** him.
lizard399 0
P.s. My favorite part of this FML is basically all the females eager to band together to hate another female, but while supporting another girl.
asherm 15
What a douche!
taytay7878 0
Aww that sucks its ok though tell him to leave and not to come back
beccalyn244 4
this fml gets me so upset fk him trust me karma will bite his ass back.
Chewiie513 0
That's when you break up with the ******
firefighterjohn 9
ok that picture comment might be older then a year? I hate how girls jump the gun
Nitrogenica 6
she said a RECENT comment. I hate how men can't read. (see, is that fair? no. it's just SOME men. like you.)
asherah14 7
OP stated it was a recent comment.
patriciadusud_fml 8
It might be an old picture posted by a friend....