Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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SAMMILLER098 2
I'm hoping you mean ex-boyfriend.
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess he thought it would be too easy to press the delete button
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Comments (203)
ouchie1013 0
Danielle, what a great name! that's the name on my birth certificate:) but this post is not about me. I'm sure
noraaxx3 0
it's better than being cheated on?? :s
kittySplash 0
Wow that's said all I'm saying you could do better in (my drake voice)
missnuthin 10
take a screen shot of the comment and email it to him. heh.
cryon817 6
Dump his sorry ass
Aliluv141 3
Aw I'm sorry Facebook and other social networks are the worst to get heartbroken. Feel ya girl!!
missalice0306 19
This is when you change your relationship status and update your status to "I'm not kidding, we're done." So sorry that this had to happen on facebook, of all places :(
KK3137 31
Maybe he wanted to make you jealous...
redhedsaysrawr 18
WAIT WAIT WAIT- If he wanted to keep it on the down-low, then why didnt he just DELETE the friends comment, and inbox him?
redhedsaysrawr 18
exactly!