Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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kwchambers92 10
You seem like a "furry" nice lady
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.
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kwchambers92 10
You seem like a "furry" nice lady
nslurve 4
I see what you did hair.
blair_x 12
Honestly, I'm not sure how many more hair jokes I can strand. ...no? Ok, ok, I tried.
indiiboo 0
Lolwutt? You mean furries? ^^_^
Gringe 1
No, strangely positive goth kid of undetirmineable gender, he means furry. As in hairy... Furry also sounds vaguely like very so white jesus looking man was making a pun...
kwchambers92 10
Strangely positive goth kid and white Jesus looking man. You sir, are a genius of potsie like proportions. I say with the utmost respect, as much as one can give through an FML anyway. Hail...me?
6969awesome 0
Strange wilderness!!!!!
kwchambers92 10
165 you're the only one who's mentioned that! Stoned Jesus
PoopNuggetLeader 4
**** you
iseyixes 18
Haha well shave them and get back to business!
pdp_fml 21
Just let him shave your pits for you. It might be a turn on for him
richards621 9
YDI- shoulda shaved
Silentstrike 11
Didi, i wish i could thumb you up... The FML team should make it so you can only thumb up mods :)
BostonBruinsFan 8
^Do you mean Monkeys in cowboy shorts?(yes, I mean toy story)
Solid_Hippo 4
Dosnt matter, had sex?
ICATiger 13
There is a time and place for that pun. But not now
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
That pun is overused. I swear there is at least 1 of these on every FML in which sex is involved. The pun used to be funny but I'm starting to get sick of it.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Probably not, ********** is illegal.
WordSmyth 2
I don't think that's a pun. There is no play on words, it's just a meme.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.
DjeePee 25
It's more fun to let your partner wash your body! But yeah, if I'm planning to take a shower with my boyfriend, he has to wait ten minutes, because he doesn't want to watch me shaving.
kwchambers92 10
Belgian and a gas mask...are you planning an attack?
skyeyez9 25
Your pet rat is cute! I want one.
kwchambers92 10
Want a rat? Get a Pomeranian or a chew rat
desireev 18
I guess there isn't any modesty around my home. My man will walk in on me no matter what I'm doing! And when it comes to showering together, he doesn't care, nor do I, if I've shaved or not. I do make him scrub by back with a loofa though! :)
ngarcia333 0
Really??? If you'll just hooked up it's comprehensible, but when you've been together for a while it shouldn't matter.
bramberkhout 10
How bout shaving them every 3 days?!
Edwinadii 4
:( Come to Mexico, then we talk :P Op: That is a turn off...
melbournearsenal 18
Some people find chewbecca calls quite the turn on
FruityLoooons 8
I can't imagine that being arousing in the slightest. Amusing, but not arousing.
coried91 28
#22 I take they were being sarcastic. If not then I believe they are the only person to actually think that
lylotrezor 20
@22 : Sorry about your lack of imagination. :(
NippsSlipps 10
shave those chewbacca pits!
ICATiger 13
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This is chewbacca. What does cheebacca have to do with this. Nothing. This doesn't make sense. Now ask yourself does anything make sense???
IKickPuppiesHard 16
No big deal, shave and continue. Main problem with shower sex = who gets the main shot of water. Moving positions sucks but if you don't you get cold. Just a bad scene sometimes.
Awsumuzzie 12
What about temperature control?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
If it's hotter water it just makes it worst for the one not in the water because you feel the "water breeze" and the couple splashes of hot water you could be feeling but instead you're cold and still wet.