Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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kwchambers92 10
You seem like a "furry" nice lady
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.
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Comments (173)
theretartedone 5
What's chewbacca? Or a chewbacca call?
ICATiger 13
Star Wars character......
jarredfuller17 8
The big hairy thing from Star Wars IV, V, and VI
desireev 18
It makes me sad that you don't know who Wookie is. :(
LeFailureInLife 7
Seriously? o.o
Namerkp2 8
Chewbacca call demonstration: GRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
twisted_cherub 14
I was hoping you were from somewhere other that any country with television & movies so you'd have an excuse. I guess hogwarts counts. Even people who've never seen Star Wars know that. Oh, and you spelled "retarded" wrong in your handle, which I guess proves your point.
theretartedone 5
I know, it was the point to spell it like that. But I've never seen star wars, so I'm sorry! Also, thanks for ur comment lol XD
bramberkhout 10
Know your classics!
coried91 28
When my husband and I Just got together he wouldn't care as long as he got laid. I hate shaving so I just went and paid for waxing.
CptZoe 10
My boyfriend's like that too. He doesn't care so long as he is getting some! I still make the effort though obviously.
smartman136 8
Hahaha this souns like something one of my friends would do
emvictoria 9
Come to Australia :) Melbourne
Savra_fml 17
"Laugh it up, fuzzball" - Han Solo
SiriusBlack97 17
I live on long island, NY
EduJav321 24
You should have made him shave your armpits in a sexy way then!vno stopping the friskyness
Shmace 4
That sounds like a Yay-your-life for having a boyfriend with a sense of humor.
Person1233 13
You do not want to meet most of the people on this site in person...
cysanleigh 13
That's when you put on your best stereotypical French accent, and ask him if he'd like to learn how to braid!
klimp 0
"I'm all natural" - Without A Paddle