Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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kwchambers92 10
You seem like a "furry" nice lady
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.
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Comments (173)
fatalwish 6
Lol creative
kittySplash 0
Hey it's life he's being a child every one forgets now and then nd btw who forgets to shave ??
sammis 0
That's really childish of him tbh. You should take some shampoo and a brush to his back hair next time you're in the shower together. >:)
Nish007 15
yuck
blackcatgirl46 21
I'm sorry but that's funny. lol
GovernorGeneral 8
He'll post one after e sees 123 the rapist.
AimeeGeneve 0
Every girl forgets to shave sometimes , he was probably just joking around with you. Shave and move on :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
EDIT: Misread. Ignore please.
gman90210 18
Ewwwwwwwwww that's just gross as bad as not shaving your legs or trimming up you pleasure organ
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's not gross. Know why? Because hair is there naturally. It's not unhygienic; shaving is a preference.
Exeggcute 5
Another my boyfriend has a sense of humor fmls
kei1108 13
Ignore that. It is not fair and sexist that women are required to shave their armpits and legs but men are not. Either we all shave or no one does.
nachtfee 9
While I agree that the expectations are sexist, the statement "either we all shave or no one does" is not the natural conclusion. Some people shave as a matter of personal preference, not just because society tells them to. Hair in certain places can be physically uncomfortable to some people. The point is that it should just be equally socially acceptable for a person of either gender to decide to shave or not to do so.