Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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kwchambers92 10
You seem like a "furry" nice lady
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.
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Comments (173)
keyboo 0
I 2nd that ^^^^
mexicanguy39 7
Come to Beijing, China..
fluffyoliveras 0
u nasty bitch shave them then
geod69 8
His lost
GovernorGeneral 8
But youre a mexican guy.... :D I know there could be many possibilites of why youre in china but i was joking D:
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Yeah it's really all about knowing your partner's threshold for jokes.
Akharr01 5
Awe man! I hope it was just a little stubble !
Kara_rated 5
67- I don't think most women shave just to please men, and I understand that men shouldn't tell women to shave because its unhygienic, but I don't see why you wouldn't want to shave? I think hairy legs are uncomfortable, and I don't like looking at them, same for armpits.
Bekll 31
Because not everyone feels that uncomfortableness nor feels the need to go through the time consuming trouble of shaving and keeping up the maintenance. Also, do you feel the same should go for men or do you just consider that women should shave legs and armpits?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Didi - You guys should venture a little further north into southern Ontario. I promise I'm not far from the border.
imbeterthanu 6
HaHA u ******* nasty ***** maybe that taught u a lesson u ******* CHEWBACCA SLUTTY HOE