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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42843) - you deserved it (4491)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

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It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

#2 - On 11/29/2011 at 2:41am by cBlackout

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What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

#5 - On 11/29/2011 at 2:41am by kut19

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