Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
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Keeping it within the family.
#1 - On 09/25/2011 at 3:05am by Freeze
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Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".
#8 - On 09/25/2011 at 3:10am by DKjazz
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