Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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flickyourbic1223 7
Does anyone else think she did it on purpose?
48Connor 10
Send her a picture of your dick, with the caption; "You miss this?"
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Comments (164)
fireice22 0
ouch
flickyourbic1223 7
Is your name like the rf poem?
48Connor 10
Send her a picture of your dick, with the caption; "You miss this?"
lbf_fml 0
^ win.
novair 5
that bish
sherryl_fml 0
ha funny
CheckMyProfile 17
Maybe she wanted to sent it to the other person?
CheckMyProfile 17
send*
yohooooooo 5
39 is a champ
that1guy95 0
I second this
roro9944 0
lmao 39 win
funnyFMLSplz 0
what a second. I actually think the OP's ex is trying to give a sign...
dan_the_man32 0
131 your an ass, maybe she wasn't good enough for him, or she was sex mad and his small dick couldn't fulfill her needs
dan_the_man32 0
print it off a4 size, then wank off over it and cum on her face
takeapieandrun 9
Ouch. That's harsh.
takeapieandrun 9
I just noticed my comment is almost the same as the first one...
Nimmrodel 11
10 points for observation go to you.
Miss_Michaela 10
Would have been better if you'd said: '10 points to Gryffindor!'. :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
10 points ro Hufflepuff! 'cause we all know they can't do anything right....
H0llyV 0
your cute
Beebow_fml 5
Maybe she missed being sad and bored with you, but didn't have anything to show for it.
Tuesdays76 0
or wrong number :/
diabian 9
thats cute.. i wish i had a dollar everytime that happened to me.. i would have had zero dollars.
iLazy 0
Cuz you can't get a girlfriend at all?
Darcon 8
That's not what he meant...
ButtRaep 0
he means he likes guys and so doesn't have girlfriends
Nimmrodel 11
I think he meant to be funny but utterly failed but that's just a theory.
HeavyMetalViking 0
It is also theory that it takes two hands to clap, however I found out my hand with your face makes a far better sound.
dirtyblond 4
LOL!(x ^
Krajjan 9
I would have 2 bucks. Then I sent them pictures of my new girlfriend. Even they admit she's hot. Small victories, man.
diabian 9
I wasn't being funny.. its true that i can never find a girl friend because my wife doesn't allow me. By the way, my wife is my "left hand".
ydi_4_suking 20
cheat on your wife with your right hand
dan_the_man32 0
hahahaha I laughed pretty hard at this
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
tthats funny
diabian 9
117- hmmm that sounds like a good idea.. i will wait until my wife goes to sleep!
Miss_Awesome_101 0
your a stupid weirdo
NoWaitNotNow 0
well, don't just sit there. Do something! Send her a letter telling of a great trip to a brothel and use explicit details. who cares if it didn't happen. at least she'll think you can still have "fun."
insanesna1l 0
tell her you miss the way she used to do that thing with her tongue, no wait, that was her mum.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
lol your pic is from an ETF mv right?
cupcakeslayer 0
number 6 I like your thinking. only start the letter off " I can seem to remember you, are you the girl..."
cupcakeslayer 0
can't*
NoWaitNotNow 0
51- It most definitely is!
FMLollie 7
Ouch that sucks! She must have got the address mixed up or the photo :(
you_failed 15
Aw poor you. That must have sucked big time... :| FYL indeed.
JPabla03 0
aren't you from Vegas?
FailBear920 19
Cut his head out and make it yours!
dan_the_man32 0
lol
mzfoxy31 0
That was no accident!!!
cookilicious 0
accidents dont just happen like that !
horselove123 0
I hope so
flickyourbic1223 7
Does anyone else think she did it on purpose?
MRobvious750 0
That does suck. Sorry.
unkhammun 5
yeap. my ex did that to me for years, even after i had been married to someome else... she'd email me pics of her that were "imtended" for all her contacts and type in caps "sorry if got this by mistake" but then the only address she had on the email address line was mine... i felt bad for her!