Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

by A. nonymous / 12/14/2010 at 8:32am / Love

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  • Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!

    #3 - On 12/14/2010 at 1:08pm by Doortje

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  • I'd take it anyways

    #2 - On 12/14/2010 at 1:08pm by Claytonic

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