Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
by A. nonymous / 12/14/2010 at 8:32am / Love
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Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!
#3 - On 12/14/2010 at 1:08pm by Doortje
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I'd take it anyways
#2 - On 12/14/2010 at 1:08pm by Claytonic
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