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Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43889) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

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Oh man, I'm a loud cunt. Please thumb me down. Please. :'(

#1 - On 08/05/2010 at 5:15pm by hiyouaregreat

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nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for vagina and you have a solemate.

#29 - On 08/05/2010 at 5:34pm by BoyFromTheFuture

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