By biblewanker - 17/12/2010 16:05 - Australia

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Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
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You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

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aawwwweh! :( id jump out and be like "Surprise! you dirty, dirty boy" then go call the cops.

Why would you call the cops because someone was masturbating?

#102 gee i wonder why

haha that sux! sorry man

You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

HE was at the urinal? Bold. You should've made some noises and scents that would've encouraged himto leave.

Lol Foe. Also, how did no one walk in on him? That would have made him stop too. .....I hope.

He was probably hoping someone would walk in.

Tell him the church is across the street. Bathrooms are not confessionnals. lol

Should of Came out with a camera, You know you wanted to...

Hopefully, he got to that one about Onan spilling his seed and getting whacked. Make a run for it when the smoke and brimstone clear!

Terrifying indeed! Perhaps he knew you were there and wanted an audience?!