FML : Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was...

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Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By biblewanker / Friday 17 December 2010 16:05 / Australia

Intimacy

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By Doortje | 26

#1857948 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:06

You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

By krushr | 3

#1857975 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:13

Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

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By marleyvk | 0

#1857934 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:03

aawwwweh! :( id jump out and be like "Surprise! you dirty, dirty boy" then go call the cops.

Blippety | 23

#5920666 - Sunday 20 April 2014 09:55

Why would you call the cops because someone was masturbating?

TheRealStunts | 27

#6581512 - Saturday 16 April 2016 04:31

#102 gee i wonder why

By KupkakeKitten | 8

#1857939 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:04

haha that sux! sorry man

By Doortje | 26

#1857948 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:06

You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

yazmi_09 | 3

#1857954 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:07

haha win

BoredomKillsinc | 0

#1858391 - Friday 17 December 2010 10:38

lmao XD

Tbshim | 1

#1859315 - Saturday 18 December 2010 07:15

epic haha

poppyseed420 | 9

#1860749 - Saturday 18 December 2010 11:42

that's what I would have done

estelleselene_CX | 12

#1872108 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 05:02

lol!

By krushr | 3

#1857975 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:13

Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

lukethe | 0

#1858939 - Saturday 18 December 2010 02:54

lol!

By ImaginaryFoe | 0

#1857980 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:14

HE was at the urinal? Bold. You should've made some noises and scents that would've encouraged himto leave.

satomi_ishida | 0

#1858211 - Friday 17 December 2010 08:54

Lol Foe. Also, how did no one walk in on him? That would have made him stop too. .....I hope.

kiwi00 | 0

#1858325 - Friday 17 December 2010 10:07

He was probably hoping someone would walk in.

By cat444des | 0

#1857982 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:14

Tell him the church is across the street. Bathrooms are not confessionnals. lol

By orphinz | 3

#1857987 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:17

Should of Came out with a camera, You know you wanted to...

yousirareamoron | 0

#1859006 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:46

Should have*

By perdix | 29

#1858026 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:34

Hopefully, he got to that one about Onan spilling his seed and getting whacked. Make a run for it when the smoke and brimstone clear!

By iPunchedBigFoot | 5

#1858039 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:40

Wtf

By lol_ironic_life | 9

#1858043 - Friday 17 December 2010 07:41

Terrifying indeed! Perhaps he knew you were there and wanted an audience?!

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