Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
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Doortje
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You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".
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krushr
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Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."
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marleyvk
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aawwwweh! :( id jump out and be like "Surprise! you dirty, dirty boy" then go call the cops.
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Blippety
| 23
Why would you call the cops because someone was masturbating?
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TheRealStunts
| 27
#102 gee i wonder why
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KupkakeKitten
| 8
haha that sux! sorry man
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Doortje
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You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".
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yazmi_09
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haha win
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BoredomKillsinc
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lmao XD
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Tbshim
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epic haha
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poppyseed420
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that's what I would have done
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estelleselene_CX
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lol!
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krushr
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Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."
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lukethe
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lol!
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ImaginaryFoe
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HE was at the urinal? Bold. You should've made some noises and scents that would've encouraged himto leave.
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satomi_ishida
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Lol Foe. Also, how did no one walk in on him? That would have made him stop too.
.....I hope.
.....I hope.
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kiwi00
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He was probably hoping someone would walk in.
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cat444des
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Tell him the church is across the street. Bathrooms are not confessionnals. lol
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orphinz
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Should of Came out with a camera,
You know you wanted to...
You know you wanted to...
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yousirareamoron
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Should have*
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perdix
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Hopefully, he got to that one about Onan spilling his seed and getting whacked. Make a run for it when the smoke and brimstone clear!
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iPunchedBigFoot
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Wtf
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lol_ironic_life
| 9
Terrifying indeed! Perhaps he knew you were there and wanted an audience?!