By Tired - United States
Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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  twinny_sc  |  13

I am actually starting to think that you guys like skroal, seeing as in how you all keep adding fuel to his fire. Threatening him and telling him he isn't funny won't make him stop. So how about we just ignore him.

  quent10  |  0

you don't diserve that OP take her most personal thing wit u wen u go to work and hold it up wen she look @ u then when she let's u in break it right b4 she asks u to give it back then laugh at her and go to sleep

  Massdebater  |  1

a deadbolt isn't a lock with a key you fucking retard. it's a bolt you slide across to lock a door. the WHOLE reason they exist is so you CAN'T open it from the other side. Christ you are stupid.

  AmbrosiaFan  |  18

First off, is the deadbolt accessible from outside the house?

If so, then YDI for not having a key to both locks.

If not, then why haven't you told the other adult in the house (I'm assuming your dad)?

Especially since its the FIFTH time!

I'd confront her with another adult present. If you live there you should be allowed access.

Then, next time she does that, throw a rock in the window to unlock it.

  perdix  |  29

Sorry, no, iicaptain.

I hope I don't mislead you and PimpDaddy, but even if I hit a home run with a great comment, I will still not let anyone bone me. I'll accept the kind thoughts, but my butthole will always be closed for business.

  simonsaysYDI  |  8

CJT - Of course you were talking to perdix. Just because he doesn't want to take you up on your boning offer doesn't mean you have to get offended and call the great master of comments names.
D: He's too busy with all the ladies

  Brittaneyyy  |  0

step parents are assholes they think their in charge but it's the other way around they just remarried ur a family jewel so she's a bitch and do it to her sometime

  TeeHee124  |  0

YDI for eating yourself.

YDI for licking snails. YDI for slow roasting your gramma. YDI for wearing your pants over your head. YDI for having 2.9 teeth. YDI for smuthering your neighbor with a pillow. YDI for chucking turtles at a drunk lamp. YDI for sniffing the lamp post. You deserve it for reading a book about morbidly obese spoons. YDI for think that "poop" is spelled p-o-o-p. YDI for not finding the governor attractive. YDI for slapping an old man with a banana.

By  nanners16  |  0

you should stay home one day OP, and wait till she leaves, than do the same thing to her. than when she's standing there, call her and say "ohh how the turn tables..."