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Today, I read mom's Facebook status . It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas tis week!" My dad, along wit 12 oters, liked it . I didn't even know se was going to Vegas . FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm - kids - by kbeavv - United States (Maryland)

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well now you know

#1 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:15pm by mygoodsir

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God, you people are harsh. Family members generally should give each other at least a heads up before something like that, for safety and such. Not to mention the fact that the wording makes it sound like the OP is a minor. So the mom is a cunt for not even telling her own child that she's going on vacation. What kind of relationship is that? They may as well just disown each other and never speak again.

#13 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:24pm by Intoxicunt

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