Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
God, you people are harsh. Family members generally should give each other at least a heads up before something like that, for safety and such. Not to mention the fact that the wording makes it sound like the OP is a minor. So the mom is a **** for not even telling her own child that she's going on vacation. What kind of relationship is that? They may as well just disown each other and never speak again.
mygoodsir 0
well now you know
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Comments (62)
MissSparkie 0
I don't see the problem, she a parent, she needs a break, as the parent she does not answer to you....what part don't you get?
italianbabii_fml 0
i agree with #56 MissSparkie
Ajjas013 6
OP's mom is going to hell :) Just kidding.
gurlucrazy 0
deal with it, clearly she just needs a break
aback 5
Your mom's basically telling the world she's a moron. It's not as if effective birth control hasn't been around for ages. You're supposed to think things through before you bring another person into the world, not just run on impulse power.
santos20 0
that just means a free house to throw a party dude...what kind of retard would post this on fml...ya fml my parents don't go on vacation, goddamn workaholics...this guy is complaining...stfu lol
christinaLOVE 0
it doesnt relly sound like an fml. its just a parnet gettin away for a few days...
tampura 0
Facebook Moms = FML Don't do it kids.
CaParkin 0
Ha! that sounds like my mom.
fcukb0o 0
Hell's your problem kid? Lol, just be glad at least you'd both get day-offs from each others bitch-fits! And well OBVIOUSLY she's tired of your hurting ass having to put up with your shit every single time.