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Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22905) - you deserved it (5514)

On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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  [v. i-mas-kyuh-leyt; adj. i-mas-kyuh-lit, -leyt] verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, adjective
–verb (used with object)
1. to castrate.
2. to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken.

If you're like me and choose to assume the last sentence is not directly relevant to the other ones, this FML could be hilarious in a whole new way.

#6 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:35am by dbcheeseburger

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Yah, she didn't climb the wall..

#5 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:33am by Secret_Fire_King

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