Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
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Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
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hasooon 24
Would have posted a great comment, but looked at my profile picture and realized it says it all.
gosh_mate 30
I imagine the post being like 'protection from the inside out.' Haha idiot.
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Comments (136)
MissKangaroo 23
What an idiot
cristy91 33
So he is an idiot, but there's an explanation to his idiocy: a company is marketing plain water as a drinkable sunscreen, it is called Harmonized Water UV Neutralizer. He probably read that and got confused. Oh, and for fun, its ingredients are "distilled water and multiple vibrational frequency blends". Definitely not regular sunscreen but at least we can understand his mental process a little better.
StrayCatXIII 7
no, it's one of those fake life hacks, like if your ice cream is to hard to scoop then mocrowave your scooper for 30 seconds. it was meant as a joke but apparently people are too stupid to understand that.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Yep, I saw that post. Figures someone would actually try it.
cristy91 33
42, this isn't a fake life hack, it's a fake product. You can purchase it on dermstore.com and it costs 30 bucks. it's ridiculous but true
fashionbug9880 22
46, no it's literally called a life hack, but it's meant to be a joke. They have a whole "series" of stupid life hacks. This particular one says if you drink sunscreen, you'll sweat it out (just as the FML says). It's not the product you're thinking of.
Chicagoillinois 18
46 they're right, It was featured on another app called ifunny the other day.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
I agree. Natural selection at its finest right there.
Marshmallowjello 22
Is he okay?
vampivy23 16
Shh... Just let natural selection take its course...
Nat52482 25
Smh...he's only two years younger than me...he is one of the reasons our generation is made fun of. It's also why people make fun of idiots who believe everything they read online.
myanichole 22
Most people have the common sense not to believe it..
wchil 14
most people are the reason warning labels exist
hasooon 24
Would have posted a great comment, but looked at my profile picture and realized it says it all.
lilangel1224 10
OH MY GOD IT'S TAKEO
igg125 30
Because everything on the Internet is real
gosh_mate 30
I imagine the post being like 'protection from the inside out.' Haha idiot.
christian1509 21
The post was from an account on ifunny called "ridiculous life hacks" I really hope this fml is a joke because I refuse to believe someone is that gullible xD
gm1beanzz 14
The original post was on iFunny I believe posted by RidiculousLifeHacks meant to be a joke.
Cads1 24
I am sorry, you are the proud parent of an idiot.
SubparAtBest 23
Not so proud since its an fml...
NateshN 18
I don't think the "proud" is meant literally- more like a reference to childbirth..
Schala360 27
It only works if its spf40
teentee401 37
The Internet is going to be one of the leading causes of death, just you wait.
musamusa 5
It was on ifunny yesterday
xdafuze 12
that's what I saw it on too lol
FluffyNutella 14
Yeah More Ifunniers!
magicviper1 15
iFunniers unite!!