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Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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That's when you bit her right and then went off to eat an entire wheel of cheese right?

#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 4:54pm by Catkam623

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That's not the way you talk to your pets!

#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 4:54pm by Arthua

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