Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."

I though it was Jewish people who weren't circumcized

Paul of Tarsus changed many of the criteria rules. Guess he knew that more people would convert to christianity if they were no longer “required” to cut part of their penises off. Plus he knew people loved bacon.

Luckily for everyone it wasn’t Show-and-Tell Day!

Sounds like someone’s bragging about their dick.

it doesn't matter. Sometimes guys are circumcised for health reasons.

Should have made your username "Big Dick Bigger Mouth", OP. Unless that's not your situation down there, I guess.

I feel you, OP. I also have a bad habit of saying things without thinking first. Happened to me last night, only through text instead. 😕 It's like our mouths work faster than our brains. Hopefully, they'll eventually put it in the back of their minds.

Not necessarily, everybody for the most part knows what a dick looks like.

It's okay, most guys are circumcised regardless of religion. Besides, once you've seen one dick, you've pretty much seen them all. lol