FML : Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn't be circumcised because "only Jewish people are". Without thinking,...

Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn't be circumcised because "only Jewish people are". Without thinking, I said it isn't true because I'm Christian and I’m circumcised. I accidentally gave the whole class a mental picture of my dick. FML

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By Big Mouth - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7712459 - Monday 22 October 2018 19:27

Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."

By sourgirl101 | 25

#7722723 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:36

Paul of Tarsus changed many of the criteria rules. Guess he knew that more people would convert to christianity if they were no longer “required” to cut part of their penises off. Plus he knew people loved bacon.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7712459 - Monday 22 October 2018 19:27

Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."

By ChromoTec | 23

#7712593 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 0:01

I though it was Jewish people who weren't circumcized

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7712731 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 9:58

It depends. Some do, some don't. But a brit milah is a ceremony for the removal of the foreskin on a baby Jewish boy.

PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7723045 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 5:44

This is one of the most ignorant things I've ever heard on here.

Hoeksche | 9

#7723143 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 11:59

i thought only muslims were circumcised

By melisssa87 | 30

#7722715 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:11

A dick is a dick, they practically all look the same.

And I have mostly heard that Americans, Jewish and Muslim people are circumcised. Too bad since there is feeling in the piece they cut off

By sourgirl101 | 25

#7722723 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:36

By RichardPencil | 27

#7722776 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 17:06

Luckily for everyone it wasn’t Show-and-Tell Day!

By Notamusedanymore | 17

#7722809 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 18:33

Sounds like someone’s bragging about their dick.

By Justin Allan Bannister | 9

#7722847 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 20:04

it doesn't matter. Sometimes guys are circumcised for health reasons.

By Psychonaut77 | 4

#7722973 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 0:34

Should have made your username "Big Dick Bigger Mouth", OP.
Unless that's not your situation down there, I guess.

By sunnyray812 | 42

#7722999 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:17

I feel you, OP. I also have a bad habit of saying things without thinking first. Happened to me last night, only through text instead. 😕 It's like our mouths work faster than our brains. Hopefully, they'll eventually put it in the back of their minds.

By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7723012 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:59

Not necessarily, everybody for the most part knows what a dick looks like.

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