Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn't be circumcised because "only Jewish people are". Without thinking, I said it isn't true because I'm Christian and I’m circumcised. I accidentally gave the whole class a mental picture of my dick. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."
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sourgirl101
| 28
Paul of Tarsus changed many of the criteria rules. Guess he knew that more people would convert to christianity if they were no longer “required” to cut part of their penises off. Plus he knew people loved bacon.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."
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ChromoTec
| 24
I though it was Jewish people who weren't circumcized
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
It depends. Some do, some don't. But a brit milah is a ceremony for the removal of the foreskin on a baby Jewish boy.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
This is one of the most ignorant things I've ever heard on here.
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Hoeksche
| 9
i thought only muslims were circumcised
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sourgirl101
| 28
Paul of Tarsus changed many of the criteria rules. Guess he knew that more people would convert to christianity if they were no longer “required” to cut part of their penises off. Plus he knew people loved bacon.
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RichardPencil
| 30
Luckily for everyone it wasn’t Show-and-Tell Day!
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Notamusedanymore
| 17
Sounds like someone’s bragging about their dick.
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Justin Allan Bannister
| 9
it doesn't matter. Sometimes guys are circumcised for health reasons.
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Psychonaut77
| 5
Should have made your username "Big Dick Bigger Mouth", OP.
Unless that's not your situation down there, I guess.
Unless that's not your situation down there, I guess.
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sunnyray812
| 42
I feel you, OP. I also have a bad habit of saying things without thinking first. Happened to me last night, only through text instead. 😕 It's like our mouths work faster than our brains. Hopefully, they'll eventually put it in the back of their minds.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
Not necessarily, everybody for the most part knows what a dick looks like.
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
It's okay, most guys are circumcised regardless of religion. Besides, once you've seen one dick, you've pretty much seen them all. lol
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Hoeksche
| 9
not true, i do not know anyone who is circumcised, its really rare...
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
May I introduce you to the OP?
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meghang220
| 12
Depends where you are from... I’ve personally only seen one uncircumcised penis so being circumcised is VERY common where I’m from(NJ, USA)