Eggs

By Anonymous - 03/01/2021 23:01

Today, while eating breakfast with my family, I asked my mother if there was any more scrambled eggs in the skillet because I really felt like having some more. She got mad at me because she thought I'd asked in a sarcastic manner. I wasn't joking. FML
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I guess I'd starve to death at your house. I'm sure your family would be SO happy to have me as a visitor. I'll bet the scrambled eggs are fuckin' amazing!

Your mom has some serious issues.

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I guess I'd starve to death at your house. I'm sure your family would be SO happy to have me as a visitor. I'll bet the scrambled eggs are fuckin' amazing!

Your mom has some serious issues.

Huh? I would love it if my picky child asked for seconds!

Obviously OP never cooks. You don’t leave extras of scrambled eggs in the pan because eggs cook quickly and at relatively low heat, so any eggs left in the pan would wind up overdone. On the other hand asking for more of something you liked is not usually cause for a shit hemorrhage. Mom must either have issues or be on the edge for some other reason. On the other hand, these are tough times with the pandemic and people facing hard economic times or just feeling cooped up and not able to get out. So maybe cut Mom a little slack on this one.