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Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22105) - you deserved it (2535)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You know what they say...The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...


...Or the window.

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 8:00pm by Starcatch77

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It's cause those damn ice cream trucks are there one second and gone the next. Every millisecond counts.

#3 - On 07/13/2012 at 8:02pm by yuggi1

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