Happy Birthday

By Anonymous - 30/01/2013 22:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML
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Ishq786 12

'I believe I can fly...'

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rkmn8r 6

yolo: you only land once

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Ishq786 12

'I believe I can fly...'

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K92 13

I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away ...

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sens3sfailing 24

I believe I can soar...but I think the girl ran into a not open door...

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yoyoforpeace 14

Lets be thankful that OP's daughter chose a slide as her first take off spot and not a balcony.

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Joshmokahontas 6

Trolled at age 8. It begins

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meagann01 4

Pulllll Uppppp *Cut the music*

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thefmlman2011 36

dont sink, don't sink.

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BigL99 20

Hmm well how about that.

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Cian_1 28

Yes, what about it? Pray, do tell.

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boofgall 16

A funny story far in the future :)

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BigL99 20

Ah #20 if I'm not mistaken I see what you did there.

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asherm 15

Fy daughter's life. Your son is mean

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Trai 6

Yeah, I heard the same thing. Unfortunately I've gotta wait for my 21st birthday. Guess mine just came along a little bit later.

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rkmn8r 6

yolo: you only land once

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mistercrow 9

I think your children need counseling. ._.

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untouchable763 10

What are big brothers for really other then this.

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coolboy675 16

Sounds like your son's a ****. He'd be a real one if he could fly though.

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sens3sfailing 24

Wait...your telling me cocks can fly? Mine is extremely unimpressive then if they are supposed to fly! And oh yeah, the world record for a chicken in flight is 13 seconds if that was what you were trying to say....so they still don't really "fly"

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GingerNinja7 17

Wait, you don't?! I'd better correct my little brother before he kills himself, i say him walking with a ladder and an umbrella a few minutes after I told him this was true..

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EpicSquishii 21

Troll brother wins this round

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