By Anonymous - Australia - Brisbane

Happy Birthday

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML
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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Wait...your telling me cocks can fly? Mine is extremely unimpressive then if they are supposed to fly! And oh yeah, the world record for a chicken in flight is 13 seconds if that was what you were trying to they still don't really "fly"

By  GingerNinja7  |  17

Wait, you don't?! I'd better correct my little brother before he kills himself, i say him walking with a ladder and an umbrella a few minutes after I told him this was true..